$&M Show: The SHITARSE FIFTY WIPE-UP Show

Posted by S&M Stew

With Guest Host, "The Twisted Genius" Dean Ayass
On This Show: THE SHITARSE FIFTY WIPE-UP SPECIAL


SpUd - #27 Shitarse takes the news well

Just when you thought it was safe – the $&M Show returns with another slice of audiolicious goodness. I'm joined by guest co-host Dean Ayass (for the second show in a row, no less), and we're here to talk SHITARSES, amongst other things.

What's a shitarse, you say? Well, a shitarse is the derogatory name given to a completely clueless pro-wrestler, of which Britain has more than a few. When pressed for a more complete definition, $&M Show co-founder MOJ once defined a shitarse as a pro-wrestler so mal co-ordinated that he can't even wipe his own arse properly, and thus, when he wrestles, his arse is all shitty. With that in mind, the latest craze that's taken over the British Wrestling Industry is the SHITARSE FIFTY, a poll voted for by both fans and workers alike, overseen by MOJ, which exposes who Britain’s biggest shitarses are. Votes were tallied through the itsclearlyronin@googlemail.co.uk address, and the results have been posted both at the UKFF and on www.shitarsefifty.co.uk. No, honestly. The project has also received coverage by former guest on the show John Lister on the Fight Network website.

So, the main event of this particular $&M Show is Dean and myself in the studio, with MOJ on the phone, running down the placings from 50-1, adding in comments, comedy and burials where applicable.

But before the SHITARSERY begins, Dean and I have got other matters to discuss. You'll hear us discuss the recent Pro-Wrestling NOAH shows in the UK (and also a brief mention of TNA), Ulf Hermann vs The Ultimate Warrior (this really happened), the recent UK tour of Doug Basham (and a story of him getting legit KO'd by Sid Vicious in Memphis), the UK's Feud of the Year so far, the retirement of the UK Pitbulls (and how they once put Colt Cabana in his place), Indypendence Day(s), Kendo Nagasaki, the return of the AWA:UK franchise (in about a year's time) and -- as if to transition into SHITARSES, we discuss how disappointingly easy it is for idiots to become involved in the pro-wrestling industry in the UK.

Oh, there's also inappropriate Len Davies humour~! What's Len's measurement? And you can hear the coining of the best new euphemism for YEARS~!

Show lasts approx 1hr 55mins, and FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER, the traditional $&M Theme ('Sting Me' by The Black Crowes) has been replaced (for one show only) by the theme music of noted shitarse, Dirty Oil. It lasts nearly three minutes, but I couldn't justify fading it out before the end. Listen and you'll see why.

Here's your streaming download link: $&M SHITARSE FIFTY WIPE-UP (show duration: 115 minutes)

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Thanks to Rob for suggesting the name of the show.

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